35 Relatable Dog Mom Quotes That Will Make Your Day
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I love being a dog mom. It’s an awesome responsibility, not to mention I just love my dogs to the moon and back. Sometimes I can’t quite express just how much I love them. Which is why I’m always looking for awesome dog mom quotes to help put my feeling into the proper wording.
Living with my two dogs can be quite the adventure. They’re both physically small, but their personalities are larger than life. Sometimes words don’t do it justice.
The quotes here are funny, touching, and some are even sad. But they all share the same thing: they ring true for any dog mom that read them!
It was fun seeing these dog quotes and then realizing how much of being a dog mom is a shared experience that so many of us can relate to. So let’s get started!
Dog Mom Quotes All Dog Moms Can Relate To
Let’s get started with these bomb-digity truth bombs:
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles M. Schulz
“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney
“Dogs come into our lives to teach us about love. They depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart.” – Erica Jong
More Dog Mom Quotes About Our Amazing Fur Babies
These next few are quite profound because they are a testament to just how amazing our dogs are:
“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.” Charles Yu
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings
“Angels are often disguised as dogs.”
“Be the person your dog thinks you are.”
“If I trust you with my dog, I trust you with my life.”
“It’s just a dog.” First of all, that’s my child!
“I’m not a regular dog mom, I’m a cool dog mom.”
“Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.” (especially those annoying in-laws!)
“The best part of waking up is face licks from your pup…”
“The more people I meet, the more I love my dogs.”
“There’s a 100% chance I would rather be home with my dogs.”
“You know you’re a dog mom when you can’t go to the bathroom without an escort.”
“If I can’t bring my dogs, then I’m not going.”
Funny Dog Mom Quotes
“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from the grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler
“A dog desires affection more than it desires dinner. Well – almost.” – Charlotte Gray
“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.” – Unknown
“If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” – Unknown
“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” – Helen Thomson
“No home décor is complete without dog hair.” – Unknown
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” – Unknown
“Beware! Dog can’t hold it’s licker.” – Unknown
Time To Bring It Home
I could do this all day! But I said 35 quotes, and I always keep my word.
“I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.” – Bill Murray
“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” – Orhan Pamuk
“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn’t know we had.” – Thom Jones
“No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned a dog. A dog can show you more affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.” – Gene Hill
“Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way,” – Caroline Knapp
“I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.” – Doris Day
